The following is a list of '''quotes from Wheatley'''.

==''Portal 2''==

'''Location''' sound/vo/wheatley

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|Oh no! nonononono!
|Filea1 wakeup pinchergrab01.ogg
|Oh no no no... No! Nooo!
|Filea1 wakeup pinchergrab02.ogg
|Here we go! Now do it again!
|Filebw a4 2nd first test01.ogg
|Alright, can't blame me for trying. Okay... New tests, new tests... there's gotta be some tests around here somewhere.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve02.ogg
|Oh! Here we go...
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve03.ogg
|Annnnnnnnd... Nothing.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve05.ogg
|Go on.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags01.ogg
|Come on, you've already solved it.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags02.ogg
|Come on, you've already solved it once. Less than a minute ago you solved this puzzle. Do it again, please.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags03.ogg
|One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags04.ogg
|You just beat this test. Literally twenty seconds ago.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags05.ogg
|*cough* Button.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags06.ogg
|*cough* Button. Button.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags07.ogg
|*cough cough* Pressthebutton.
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags08.ogg
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags09.ogg
|*cough* Press the button, would you?
|Filebw a4 2nd first test solve nags10.ogg
|Oh, that felt really good.
|Filebw a4 big idea01.ogg
|Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just keep solving THIS test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier.
|Filebw a4 big idea02.ogg
|Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
|Filebw a4 death trap01.ogg
|No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please.
|Filebw a4 death trap escape02.ogg
|Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back.
|Filebw a4 death trap escape03.ogg
|Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing.
|Filebw a4 death trap escape04.ogg
|Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?
|Filebw a4 death trap escape05.ogg
|Do you remember when we were friends?
|Filebw a4 death trap escape06.ogg
|Ah, friendship. Friendly times. We had a lot of good times, do you remember? Back in the old days.
|Filebw a4 death trap escape07.ogg
|Oo! I've got an idea!
|Filebw a4 death trap escape10.ogg
|No no no! Don't do that! Stand right there! to self Start the machine start the machine start the machine...
|Filebw a4 death trap nags04.ogg
|Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me?
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback01.ogg
|Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags01.ogg
|You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags02.ogg
|Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before.  But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags03.ogg
|And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there.  Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags04.ogg
|And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there!
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags05.ogg
|Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?
|Filebw a4 finale01 cameback nags06.ogg
|Ahh. What?
|Filebw a4 finale01 killyou01.ogg
|Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.
|Filebw a4 finale01 killyou09.ogg
|Pshh. Really? And do what, exactly?
|Filebw a4 finale01 killyou11.ogg
|Filebw a4 finale01 smash02.ogg
|Fine. Let the games begin.
|Filebw a4 finale01 smash03.ogg
|No wait, come back. Sorry. Please. I was going somewhere with that.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexita01.ogg
|And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb01.ogg
|Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb02.ogg
|So twisty you might even call it spinning. MOO HOO HA HA HA Ignore the laughter. Nothing to worry about.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitb03.ogg
|Alright, fine. I'm not saying another word until you do it properly. I'm sick of this.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap earlyexitc01.ogg
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap escape01.ogg
|Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeama01.ogg
|And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeama02.ogg
|FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeamb01.ogg
|Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap inbeamc01.ogg
|Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding all the cards, and guess what they're allll Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap intro01.ogg
|Anyway, new turrets. Not defective. Ace of fours. The best hand. Unbeatable, I imagine.
|Filebw a4 finale02 beamtrap intro02.ogg
|Where'd you go?
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate escape01.ogg
|Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate escape02.ogg
|Well... Good. Good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect.
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate intro01.ogg
|Holmes versus Moriarty.
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate intro05.ogg
|Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate!
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate intro07.ogg
|Stay still, please.
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing01.ogg
|Alright, stop moving.
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing02.ogg
|Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
|Filebw a4 finale02 mashplate mashing04.ogg
|Did something break back there?
|Filebw a4 finale02 pipe collapse01.ogg
|Oh! Oh! Did it kill you? Oh, that would be amazing if it killed you.
|Filebw a4 finale02 pipe collapse02.ogg
|Filebw a4 finale02 pipe collapse03.ogg
|Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
|Filebw a4 finale02 pipe collapse04.ogg
|Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
|Filebw a4 finale02 trapintro01.ogg
|Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
|Filebw a4 finale02 trapintro02.ogg
|Ha! Death trap!
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap enter01.ogg
|Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap exit01.ogg
|Are they killing you? They're killing you, aren't they?
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags01.ogg
|Silently killing you.  Probably. If I had to guess.
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags02.ogg
|Ah! Perhaps the turrets have found a way to use garrotes. That would explain the extremely... quiet killing. That I'm hearing.
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags03.ogg
|If you're dying, but not dead, stomp once. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. And two stomps if you're not dead. Lemme just run through that again If you're dying but not dead stomp just once. If you're dead, obviously you won't be stomping. And if you're not dead, give me two stomps.
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags04.ogg
|You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags05.ogg
|Okay, that's long enough. Are you dead yet? How about now?
|Filebw a4 finale02 turrettrap nags06.ogg
|Okay, I'll take that as a no, then. Fine. Well. May the best man win. Sphere. May the best sphere win. Swap that in. Much more clever. Books.
|Filebw a4 finale03 escape01.ogg
|Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
|Filebw a4 finale03 escape02.ogg
|Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
|Filebw a4 finale03 playerdies01.ogg
|Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech01.ogg
|There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech02.ogg
|I'll be honest The death traps have been a bit of a failure so far. For both of us. I think you'll agree. And you are getting very close to my lair.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech03.ogg
|'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech04.ogg
|So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech05.ogg
|Sounds crazy, I know. But hear me out. Once you get to my lair, death will not be optional. It will be mandatory. No tricks, no surprises just you dying, as a result of me killing you in a very very gruesome way.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech06.ogg
|So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech07.ogg
|The masher does work. I should point that out. I know we've had a couple of problems in the past. This masher definitely works and it will kill you. If that's one of your concerns about jumping in, the masher will kill you. Painless. Well, it won't be painless, obviously. But it will mash you up.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech08.ogg
|In summary walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech09.ogg
|Plus, I put a lot of effort in getting this lair ready for you. It'd certainly teach me a lesson if you simply died, painlessly, twenty feet from the door. I'd be furious. I'd be like RRRRR. I got my just desserts. No more than I deserve. Why not teach me a lesson by jumping in the old masher?
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech10.ogg
|I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech11.ogg
|And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech12.ogg
|Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
|Filebw a4 finale03 speech13.ogg
|Where are you going? Don't run! Don't run! I'll tell you why you shouldn't run The harder you breathe, the more neurotoxin you'll inhale. It's bloody clever, this stuff. Seriously, it's devilish.
|Filebw a4 finale04 bombtaunts01.ogg
|Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
|Filebw a4 finale04 bombtaunts02.ogg
|Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
|Filebw a4 finale04 bombtaunts03.ogg
|Look out! I'm right behind you! No, of course I'm not. Saw through that too. Forty feet tall, right in front of you. Not my greatest ruse. To be honest. Still a giant robot, though.
|Filebw a4 finale04 bombtaunts11.ogg
|Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier. 
|Filebw a4 finale04 introb01.ogg
|So, let's call that three minutes, and then a minute break, which should leave a leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever's starting all these fires. So anyway, that's the itinerary. 
|Filebw a4 finale04 introb02.ogg
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||Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this One No portal surfaces. Two Start the neurotoxin immediately. Three Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four Bombs. For throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin. I'm joking. Of course. Goodbye.
|Ahhh... Wha- What happened?
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa01.ogg
|What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa02.ogg
|Hold on, click click click Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa03.ogg
|Oh, it's a core you've put on me! Who told you to do that? Was it her? as if he's looking around It's just making me stronger, luv! It's a fool's errand!
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa04.ogg
|Are you trying to weigh me down? Think I'll fall out of the ceiling? Won't work. I'm not just quite brilliant, I'm also quite strong. Biggest muscle in my body my brain. Second biggest My muscles. So, it's not going to work. Clearly.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa05.ogg
|Did you put a virus in them? It's not going to work either. I've got a firewall, mate. Literally, actually, now that I look around. There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place. Alarming. To say the least.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa06.ogg
|In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa07.ogg
|Alright, then. Let us see... 'Vital maintenance protocols.' Wow, there are a lot of them. Should have looked into this earlier. Well, let's try this reading while typing DO THEM. failure buzzer. Fair enough. Maybe it's a password.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa08.ogg
|A, A, A, A, A, A. NNNT! No. A, A, A, A, A, B. NNNT! Hold on, I've done both of these. Skip ahead. A, B, C... D, G, H.DING!
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupa09.ogg
|Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb01.ogg
|All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb02.ogg
|Nobody is going to space, mate!
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb03.ogg
|And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb04.ogg
|Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little accident. Doesn't he? 'Falls' off his management rail. Doesn't he?
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb05.ogg
|You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your best friend over here!
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb07.ogg
|Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running the place, you conveniently decide to run off together. Just when I need you most.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb08.ogg
|All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb10.ogg
|But the real point is - oh, oh! You know what I've just remembered? Football! Kicking a ball around for fun. Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor. Should have seen this coming.
|Filebw a4 finale04 wakeupb11.ogg
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break01.ogg
|Ha... That sounded real. No! That was actually an impression of you. Actually. Because you just fell into my trap. My brilliant trap. Just then. I wanted you to trick me into bursting that pipe. You didn't trick me. Seemingly trick me. Gives you false hope. Leads to overconfidence. And that leads to mistakes. Fatal mistakes. It's all part of my plan.
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break02.ogg
|Oh, but I just... have made my actual first mistake... by telling you my plan. Just now. Grrr... It's me old Achilles heel again. Armed with that knowledge, I imagine you won't even use the conversion gel. Oh fate! Oh cruel mistress.
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break03.ogg
|That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break05.ogg
|And you'll probably get ringworm. And Athlete's Foot. And... Cholera. Or something... Horrible. It's gonna be even worse than if I'd just blown you up.
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break06.ogg
|But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
|Filebw a4 finale04 whitegel break07.ogg
|SURPRISE! We're doing it NOW!
|Filebw a4 finale one01.ogg
|You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
|Filebw a4 finale one03.ogg
|I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
|Filebw a4 finale one04.ogg
|You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. laughs
|Filebw a4 first test02.ogg
|Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
|Filebw a4 first test solve nags02.ogg
|I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
|Filebw a4 first test solve nags03.ogg
|I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
|Filebw a4 found something01.ogg
|Filebw a4 leave nags01.ogg
|Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
|Filebw a4 love to death02.ogg
|You two are going to LOVE this big surprise. In fact, you might say that you're both going to love it to death. Love it... until it kills you. Until you're dead.
|Filebw a4 love to death03.ogg
|Only three more chambers until your big surprise! maniacal laughter Ohhh, that's tiring.
|Filebw a4 love to death06.ogg
|Go on.
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags01.ogg
|Come on, solve it!
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags02.ogg
|Sollllve it...
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags03.ogg
|SOLVE IT! Commanding voice...
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags04.ogg
|Go on!
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags06.ogg
|Finish it...
|Filebw a4 misc solve nags07.ogg
|It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
|Filebw a4 more tests01.ogg
|Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
|Filebw a4 more tests02.ogg
|Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
|Filebw a4 paradox01.ogg
|Filebw a4 paradox02.ogg
|Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
|Filebw a4 paradox04.ogg
|Huh. That was easy.
|Filebw a4 paradox05.ogg
|I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
|Filebw a4 paradox06.ogg
|Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
|Filebw a4 paradox07.ogg
|Hold on! I thought I fixed that.
|Filebw a4 paradox08.ogg
|There. Fixed.
|Filebw a4 paradox09.ogg
|Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
|Filebw a4 paradox10.ogg
|Alright, get moving.
|Filebw a4 paradox11.ogg
|Filebw a4 paradox12.ogg
|Warmer. Warrrrmer. Boiling hot. Boiling--okay, colder. Ice cold. Arctic. Very very very cold LOOK JUST GET ON THE BUTTON!
|Filebw a4 recapture03.ogg
|Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
|Filebw a4 recapture04.ogg
|You've got one hour! Solve it!
|Filebw a4 recapture05.ogg
|Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
|Filebw a4 speed tb catch02.ogg
|Agh! You're alive! Great!
|Filebw a4 speed tb catch03.ogg
|Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.
|Filebw a4 speed tb catch05.ogg
|Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
|Filebw a4 speed tb catch06.ogg
|For your test.
|Filebw a4 speed tb catch07.ogg
|Had a bit of a brain wave. There I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought, 'yes, it's deadly. But what's missing? What's missing?' And I thought lots of sharp bits welded onto the flat bits.
|Filebw a4 spike smash01.ogg
|Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you, moments before crushing you. That's what I'm aiming for. But you know, small steps.
|Filebw a4 spike smash02.ogg
|Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.
|Filebw a4 test solve reacs happy01.ogg
|Oh! Yes. Well done.
|Filebw a4 test solve reacs happy02.ogg
|Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
|Filebw a4 test solve reacs happy05.ogg
|You have no idea what it's like in this body.
|Filebw a4 the itch01.ogg
|I HAVE to test. All the time. Or I get this... this ITCH. It must be hardwired into the system or something.
|Filebw a4 the itch02.ogg
|Oh! But when I DO test... ohhhhh, man alive! Nothing feels better. It's just... why I've gotta test, I've gotta test!
|Filebw a4 the itch03.ogg
|So... you're gonna test. I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE.
|Filebw a4 the itch07.ogg
|Filebw a4 the itch08.ogg
|Wowwwww! Check me out, partner!
|Filebw fgb body intro01.ogg
|Whoa-ho-ho! Would you look at this. Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive!  It's not just me, right? I'm bloody massive, aren't I?
|Filebw fgb body intro03.ogg
|We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
|Filebw fgb body intro04.ogg
|Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
|Filebw fgb body intro05.ogg
|Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
|Filebw fgb body intro12.ogg
|I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
|Filebw fgb body intro14.ogg
|And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!
|Filebw fgb body intro15.ogg
|I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!
|Filebw fgb body intro16.ogg
|Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
|Filebw fgb body intro17.ogg
|I can't get over how small you are!
|Filebw fgb body intro19.ogg
|This body is amazing, seriously!
|Filebw fgb body intro21.ogg
|Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me!
|Filebw fgb heel turn07.ogg
|Filebw fgb heel turn10.ogg
|Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?
|Filebw fgb heel turn15.ogg
|Filebw fgb heel turn21.ogg
|Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
|Filebw finale01 deathtrap04.ogg
|Filebw finale02 spinnyblade03.ogg
|Filebw finale02 spinnyblade05.ogg
|Filebw finale04 button press01.ogg
|What, are you still alive? You are joking. You have got be kidding me. Well, I'm still in control. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.
|Filebw finale04 button press03.ogg
|You had to play bloody cat and mouse, didn't you?  While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're all going to pay the price. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE.
|Filebw finale04 button press04.ogg
|Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!
|Filebw finale04 button press05.ogg
|Filebw finale04 no nags01.ogg
|Filebw finale04 no nags02.ogg
|Do not press that button!
|Filebw finale04 no nags03.ogg
|Do not do it!
|Filebw finale04 no nags04.ogg
|Do not press that button!
|Filebw finale04 no nags05.ogg
|Do not press that button!
|Filebw finale04 no nags06.ogg
|Do not do it!
|Filebw finale04 no nags07.ogg
|Don't press the button!
|Filebw finale04 no nags08.ogg
|Come back!
|Filebw finale04 no nags09.ogg
|Don't press it! COME BACK!
|Filebw finale04 no nags10.ogg
|I forbid you to press it!
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|Yahh. Gehhh!
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|Ohp! Where are you going? Nowhere. Not going anywhere. Got you trapped like a little jumpsuited rat.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak01.ogg
|Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? Nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak02.ogg
|You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak03.ogg
|This would go a lot faster if you'd stay still. Then I'd have time to fix the facility. So one of us at least would live. No need to be selfish, luv, you're gonna die.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak05.ogg
|I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak06.ogg
|Remember when I first told you how to find that little portal thing you love so much? Thought you'd die on the way, if I'm honest. All the others did.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak07.ogg
|You didn't think you were the first, did you? laughs No. Fifth. No, I lie Sixth. Perhaps it's best to leave it to your imagination what happened to the other five...
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak08.ogg
|You know what? I think we're well past the point of tasteful restraint. So I'll tell you they all died. Horrifically. Trying to get that portal device that you're gripping in your meaty little fingers there.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak09.ogg
|But you were different weren't you? Such a good jumper. Problem solver. Clever. But ambitious. That's your Achilles Heel. Mine's-oh! Oh! Almost told you. Clever, clever girl. Again brain damaged like a fox, you.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak10.ogg
|We've had some times, haven't we? Like that time I jumped off my management rail, not sure if I'd die or not when I did, and all you had to do was catch me? Annnd you didn't. Did you? Ohhhh. You remember that? I remember that. I remember that all the time.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak11.ogg
|And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak12.ogg
|Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak13.ogg
|Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman. You and your little potato friend. This place would have been a triumph if it wasn't for you!
|Filebw finale04 pre pipebreak14.ogg
|Ohhh. I see. chuckle
|Filebw finale04 stalemate intro01.ogg
|What do you think?
|Filebw finale04 stalemate intro03.ogg
|No! No! NONONO!
|Filebw finale04 stalemate intro04.ogg
|Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...
|Filebw finale04 stalemate intro05.ogg
|Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
|Filebw finale04 stalemate intro06.ogg
|You have been a thorn in my side long enough!
|Filebw finale04 thorn01.ogg
|Filebw finale04 through portal01.ogg
|Filebw finale04 through portal02.ogg
|We're in space!
|Filebw finale04 through portal03.ogg
|Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
|Filebw finale04 through portal04.ogg
|Let go!
|Filebw finale04 through portal05.ogg
|Let go of me!
|Filebw finale04 through portal06.ogg
|Oh no. Change of plans. Hold onto me. Tighter!
|Filebw finale04 through portal07.ogg
|Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!
|Filebw finale04 through portal08.ogg
|I'll bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a 'reactor core'. I'll bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I'll bet that's all it is.
|Filebw finale04 wakeupb01.ogg
|Hah! It bloody worked! I hacked it! Hacked. Properly. Properly hacked. Ha ha ha!
|Filebw finale4 hackworked01.ogg
|Now than, let's see what we got here.  Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
|Filebw finale4 hackworked02.ogg
|Undelete, undelete! Where's the undelete button?
|Filebw finale4 hackworked03.ogg
|Annnnd off we go!
|Filebw fire lift02.ogg
|And off we go.
|Filebw fire lift03.ogg
|Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
|Filebw screen smash06.ogg
|You know what I have too many of around here? Monitors. I was just thinking earlier today I wish I had fewer monitors that were working. So you're actually helping me by smashing them.
|Filebw screen smash11.ogg
|To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
|Filebw screen smash12.ogg
|Yes, alright, okay. This is getting tiresome. I'm surprised you haven't got anything better to do. I know I have. You've proven you can break screens. Proven. Factual. Well done. Good. Aren't you little miss clever. Little miss smashy-smash.
|Filebw screen smash13.ogg
|Does it actually make you feel good when you do that? Because it's not impressive. Noone's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive.
|Filebw screen smash15.ogg
|What is this, like a hobby for you now?  I mean, honestly, it's crazy! You've been running around for hours, I'm surprised you have the energy to smash screens willy nilly. Honestly, I'd have a little lie down if I were you. Have a nap.
|Filebw screen smash16.ogg
|Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
|Filebw screen smash20.ogg
|Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!
|Filebw screen smash21.ogg
|You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?
|Filebw screen smash28.ogg
|It's not like I've got hordes of replacement monitors just lying around back here in the old warehouse that I can just wheel out an bolt back on. I didn't order in loads of spare monitors thinking some crazy woman was going to go around smashing them all. Sorry if that's my fault. Sorry if I didn't have the forethought to think oh she might go crazy one day instead of just getting on with things. Sorry I didn't think of that.
|Filebw screen smash30.ogg
|They're not even your screens to break. It's vandalism. It's pure vandalism. You wouldn't do this if this was your house, would you? If I came around to your house smashin' your telly to bits, you'd be furious. And rightly so. Unbelievable.
|Filebw screen smash32.ogg
|But I'm huge! laugh turning to maniacal laugh
|Filebw sp a2 core actually01.ogg
|laugh trailing off Actually, why do we have to leave right now?
|Filebw sp a2 core actually05.ogg
|Do you have any idea how good this feels?
|Filebw sp a2 core actually06.ogg
|I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!
|Filebw sp a2 core heelturn06.ogg
|Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
|Filebw sp a2 core heelturn08.ogg
|Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
|Filebw sp a2 core heelturn09.ogg
|Sorry, what?
|Filebw sp a2 core history response01.ogg
|Filebw sp a2 core history response05.ogg
|No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!
|Filebw sp a2 core history response12.ogg
|No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
|Filebw sp a2 core history response13.ogg
|There we go. Lift called.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift01.ogg
|Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags01.ogg
|Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags02.ogg
|It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags03.ogg
|Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags04.ogg
|You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags05.ogg
|Go on. Get in.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags06.ogg
|Get in the lift.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags07.ogg
|The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags08.ogg
|The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags09.ogg
|It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags10.ogg
|It'll be fine. Get in.
|Filebw sp a2 core lift nags11.ogg
|Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT?  Huh? Could a moron do THAT?
|Filebw sp a2 core pitpunch02.ogg
|Uh oh.
|Filebw sp a2 core pitpunch03.ogg
|See that?
|Filebw sp a2 core potato01.ogg
|That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it.
|Filebw sp a2 core potato02.ogg
|Filebw sp a2 core potato04.ogg
|Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
|Filebw sp a2 core spanish01.ogg
|For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose! Walking onto buttons! How can you not do the one thing you were designed for?
|Filebw sp a4 intro boxyell01.ogg
|Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
|Filebw sp a4 intro moat03.ogg
|Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
|Filebw sp a4 intro moat04.ogg
|Not done yet.  You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
|Filebw sp a4 intro notdone01.ogg
|You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
|Filebw sp a4 intro notdone02.ogg
|Filebw sp a4 intro notdone04.ogg
|Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
|Filebw sp a4 jump polarity intro01.ogg
|Filebw sp a4 jump polarity intro03.ogg
|Carry on.
|Filebw sp a4 jump polarity intro04.ogg
|disinterested Ohhh, you solved it. Oh. Good. Good one... Good for you...
|Filebw sp a4 jump polarity intro solve01.ogg
|Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
|Filebw sp a4 laser catapult intro01.ogg
|Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
|Filebw sp a4 laser catapult intro02.ogg
|You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are you making this so HARD for me?
|Filebw sp a4 laser catapult solve01.ogg
|Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform11.ogg
|Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform intro02.ogg
|Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform intro03.ogg
|Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform intro05.ogg
|I let him keep his job. I'm not a monster. Ignore what he's saying, though. Keep testing.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform intro06.ogg
|Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform solve01.ogg
|Might as well give you the tour.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform tbeam04.ogg
|To your left... you'll see some lights of some kind. Don't know what they do. But very sciencey anyway.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform tbeam05.ogg
|And to your right, something huge hurtling towards you OH GOD RUN! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform tbeam06.ogg
|Are you alright back there? Here, I'll turn the beam off.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform tbeam drop01.ogg
|Waitwaitwait. Ohhhh. Not helpful. Rrrrrg. Don't know why I thought that would help.
|Filebw sp a4 laser platform tbeam drop02.ogg
|There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
|Filebw sp a4 speed tb catch intro04.ogg
|After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
|Filebw sp a4 speed tb catch solve01.ogg
|Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
|Filebw sp a4 speed tb catch solve02.ogg
|Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box intro01.ogg
|What was that?
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box intro02.ogg
|Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box intro03.ogg
|Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box missedme01.ogg
|Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box solve01.ogg
|Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box solve02.ogg
|No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
|Filebw sp a4 stop the box solve04.ogg
|Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
|Filebw sp a4 tb catch intro09.ogg
|Yeah, doubt it.
|Filebw sp a4 tb catch intro11.ogg
|Well, on with the test.
|Filebw sp a4 tb catch intro13.ogg
|Wish there was more books! But there's not.
|Filebw sp a4 tb catch intro14.ogg
|NNGH! It's not enough! If I'm such a moron, why can't you solve a simple test?
|Filebw sp a4 tb catch solve02.ogg
|Ahhhohohhhh. Wow. Well done, seriously, both of you. Why don't you two go on ahead? I'll catch up with you.
|Filebw sp a4 tb intro solve02.ogg
|Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you.  So let's try things her way... fatty.  Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity intro01.ogg
|What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity intro06.ogg
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity intro08.ogg
|Just--do the test! Just do the test.
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity intro10.ogg
|sound of pages turning Oh, sorry. Hope that didn't disturb you just then. It was the sound of books. Pages being turned.
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity solve04.ogg
|So that's just what I was doing. I was just reading... ah... books. So I'm not a moron.
|Filebw sp a4 tb polarity solve05.ogg
|tired breathing Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop help04.ogg
|Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop impatient01.ogg
|You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop impatient02.ogg
|Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop intro01.ogg
|Jammed 'em all together. Buttons. Got funnels. Bottomless pits are involved. It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop intro03.ogg
|What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
|Filebw sp a4 tb trust drop solve05.ogg
|Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button intro01.ogg
|You're not going to believe this. I found a sealed off wing. Hundreds - HUNDREDS! - of perfectly good test chambers. Just sitting there. Filled with skeletons. Shook them out. Good as new!
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button intro03.ogg
|Anddddd...THERE we go.
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button intro07.ogg
|Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button intro08.ogg
|Come on. Ohhhh. Hit me with it.
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button not solve01.ogg
|Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button not solve05.ogg
|Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button solve02.ogg
|Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button solve04.ogg
|Oh. Disappointing.
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button solve06.ogg
|Ahungh. What was that? That was nothing! That was nothing!
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button solve08.ogg
|Filebw sp a4 tb wall button solve09.ogg
|Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
|Alright, off you go!
|Filecontainer ride leave nags01.ogg
|Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags02.ogg
|Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags03.ogg
|I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags04.ogg
|So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags05.ogg
|Go on.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags06.ogg
|On ya go.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags07.ogg
|Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
|Filecontainer ride leave nags08.ogg
|Ah. Hmmmm.
|This is.... yeah. Ummm. Hm. Okay. Don't want to alarm you, but if you've got a plan, of any kind, now would be a great time for us to switch to your plan.
|Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
|Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
|No. Makes it go faster.
|On three. Ready? One... Two...
|THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--
|Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
|ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
|Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
|I can't... I can't do it if you're watching. nervous laugh
|Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
|Go on. Just jam me in over there.
|Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
|It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
|It DOES sound rude. I'm not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It's not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.
|I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
|Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
|Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
|Alright. nervous laugh Can't do it if you're leering at me. Creepy.
|What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!
|Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
|There she is...
|Over there is where they used to keep the old neurotoxin release button. BIG responsibility, the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. And guess who he WAS? He wasn't me. But I was his assistant, and I did a lot of his admin.
|You know, in the end, yes, they let me go. It's all politics, to be honest. It's a big popularity contest, it's all about who you know, and whose back you're willing to scratch, who doesn't touch -- or, in my case, who did accidentally touch -- the neurotoxin button.
|But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
|What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. Like a proper maniac.
|You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
|I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
|Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
|Then there was a sort of long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything.
|Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
|Oh, brilliant. You DID find a portal gun! You know what? It just goes to show people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end aren't they? At the end of the day. Brave.
|Right behind me.
|Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
|Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
|Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
|Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
|Come on through.
|Come on through to the other side.
|Come on through.
|Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
|A... A... A... A... A... A.
|Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
|You did WHAT?
|No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
|Okay, down those stairs, please?
|Okay, down these stairs.
|This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
|Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
|There we go. Lights on.
|This is the main breaker room.
|Not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you've got to look at everything else to find ESCAPE POD, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well, look at other things, but don't... you understand.
|Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
|'Let there be light.' That's, uh... God. I was quoting God.
|Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
|I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! laughter
|I can't move, though. That's the problem now.
|Yes, do do it!
|Filefgb doit nags01.ogg
|Do it!
|Filefgb doit nags03.ogg
|Don't listen to her, do it.
|Filefgb doit nags06.ogg
|No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!
|Filefgb doit nags08.ogg
|Dare it. Dare to dream. Shoot for the stars.
|Filefgb doit nags09.ogg
|Filefgb hello01.ogg
|Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
|Filefgb leave me in01.ogg
|I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
|Filefgb plugin nags01.ogg
|Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
|Filefgb plugin nags05.ogg
|Plug me in, plug me in!
|Filefgb plugin nags06.ogg
|I want to be plugged in, please!
|Filefgb plugin nags07.ogg
|Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
|Filefgb plugin nags08.ogg
|Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
|Filefgb plugin nags09.ogg
|Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
|Filefgb plugin nags11.ogg
|Filefgb ready glados01.ogg
|Ohhhhhh, yes she is.
|Filefgb ready glados06.ogg
|Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
|Filefgb stalemate nags04.ogg
|whispered ...I think she's lying...
|Filefgb stalemate nags05.ogg
|Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.
|Filefgb stalemate nags06.ogg
|First thing I noticed about you 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
|Filefgb stalemate nags07.ogg
|Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order Number one resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. Particularly disputes. Number one, tied Button-pushing. Two things I love about you Button pushing and the ability to resolve things. Chiefly disputes.
|Filefgb stalemate nags08.ogg
|Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.
|Filefgb stalemate nags09.ogg
|Okay... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON!
|Filefgb stalemate nags12.ogg
|Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
|Filefgb that is me02.ogg
|Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
|Filefgb transfer pain01.ogg
|Here I go!
|Filefgb xfer start03.ogg
|Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.
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|So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
|Riggght now.
|In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
|If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A Sit here. Do nothing. Option B Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
|Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
|In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
|And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
|Ohh. You're gonna laugh at this. You know how I said there was absolutely no way to get here without going through her lair and her potentially killing us? Could have gone through here. laughs My fault. Bit of luck for us that she wasn't switched on.
|This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
|Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
|HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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|AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually.
|Fileintro ride02.ogg
|Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
|Fileintro ride03.ogg
|Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here.
|Fileintro ride04.ogg
|But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
|Fileintro ride07.ogg
|Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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|Hey, buddy!
|I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
|I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing...
|Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
|Come on come on come on!
|Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
|Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!
|Come on! Come on!
|Keep moving! Just keep moving!
|Run, for goodness sake!
|Go! Go go go!
|Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
|Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
|RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
|We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
|You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
|Stay casual when I tell you this I think I smell neurotoxin.
|Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
|I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
|Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
|Hey! How's it going! I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They are REALLY small, so -ah - I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
|I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
|to JERRY See you in court, mate. to player Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.
|Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!
|Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
|Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
|But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious.
|Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
|Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'
|Simple word. 'Apple'.
|Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.
|Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
|Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.
|How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
|Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.
|YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
|AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.
|That's the spirit!
|Good luck!
|Hello? Anyone in there?
|Are you going to open the door? At any time?
|Hello? Can y--no?
|Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
|Oh, just open the door! to self That's too aggressive. loud again Hello, friend! Why not open the door?
|to self Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. loud again Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...
|Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE.
|Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte.
|Go on!
|Open the door!
|Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
|Alright, just a second...
|Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
|Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
|Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?
|Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
|How you doing down there? You still holding on?
|Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
|The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
|And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?
|Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
|And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
|How are you? How you feeling? Wait. Don't answer that. Too much deep relaxation, what it does is it relaxes the gums. And the vibrations from talking -- on a rare occasion -- can make all of your teeth fall out of your head.
|So there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
|STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here.
|Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
|Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.
|Better yet, don't say anything.
|Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
|Good news that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
|Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.
|Almost there! Remember you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!
|You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?
|Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing.
|Oh! Brilliant, thank you, great.
|Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there?
|Sorry, are you still there? Could you--could you pick me up?
|Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please?
|If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? nervous laugh Just picking me up.
|Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
|I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
|Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
|Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
|Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
|Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
|On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
|Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
|Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
|What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You've had a rough time. You've been asleep for  who knows how long. You've got the massive brain damage. And you're having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up.
|BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
|Oh no...
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|No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
|Filesp a1 intro7 hoboturret05.ogg
|Keep moving, keep moving...
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|Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
|Filesp a1 intro7 hoboturret07.ogg
|Yes, hello! No, we're not stopping!
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|Hey! Pick me up!
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|Pick--would you pick me up?
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags05.ogg
|laugh Would you pick me up?
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags07.ogg
|Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags10.ogg
|Might want to just pick me up.
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags11.ogg
|Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags13.ogg
|Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags15.ogg
|Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags16.ogg
|Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
|Filesp a1 intro7 pickupnags17.ogg
|Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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|Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...
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|Uh oh.
|Filesp a1 wakeup breakerroom turn04.ogg
|It's... It's moving up.
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|AH! I- Sorry, I just looked down. I do not recommend it.
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|AH! I've just done it again.
|Filesp a1 wakeup catwalk02.ogg
|I just now realized that I used to rely on my management rail to not fall into bottomless pits. And you're my rail now. And you can fall into bottomless pits. I'm rambling out of fear, but here's the point don't get close to the edge.
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|Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go.
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|You KNOW her?
|Filesp a1 wakeup hacking03.ogg
|Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password.  It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
|Filesp a1 wakeup hacking08.ogg
|A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
|Filesp a1 wakeup hacking09.ogg
|Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
|Filesp a1 wakeup hacking10.ogg
|Okay. Okay. Okay listen New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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|Let's go in!
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|Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
|Filesp a1 wakeup jump01.ogg
|Quick question Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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|Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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|You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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|Also, a note No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that.  Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. nervous chuckle Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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|So go ahead and jump. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just now thought of the worst thing. Oh! I just thought of something even worse. Alright. New, better plan no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just jump, into the abyss, there, and let's see what happens.
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|Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
|Filesp a2 bridge the gap expo01.ogg
|I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
|Filesp a2 bridge the gap expo03.ogg
|Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember you never saw me!
|Filesp a2 bridge the gap expo06.ogg
|Okay, quick recap We are escaping! That's what's happening now we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
|Filesp a2 bts1a01.ogg
|Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
|Filesp a2 bts1a02.ogg
|We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
|Filesp a2 bts1a03.ogg
|Again, though, for the moment RUN!
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|There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
|Filesp a2 bts2 near exit01.ogg
|She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
|Filesp a2 bts2 near exit02.ogg
|I'll meet you on the other side!
|Filesp a2 bts2 near exit03.ogg
|You're okay! Great! Come on!
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|We have to get you out of there!
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|Can you get out?
|Filesp a2 bts2 trapped02.ogg
|What's going on in there?
|Filesp a2 bts2 trapped03.ogg
|Try to make your way back out here!
|Filesp a2 bts2 trapped05.ogg
|I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
|Filesp a2 bts2 trapped06.ogg
|Just turn around.
|Filesp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags01.ogg
|Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
|Filesp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags02.ogg
|Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
|Filesp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags03.ogg
|Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
|Filesp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags04.ogg
|Could you turn around? Is that possible?
|Filesp a2 bts4 turnaroundnags05.ogg
|WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BUTTON - oh, the door's open! Well done. Let's see what's inside.
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|Do you smell neurotoxin?
|Filesp a2 bts5 first hose01.ogg
|Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
|Filesp a2 bts5 first hose02.ogg
|So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
|Filesp a2 bts5 first hose03.ogg
|Come on! We have to go!
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|Filesp a2 bts5 getin02.ogg
|I can't hold on! Come on!
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|laugh Our handiwork. Shouldn't laugh. They do feel pain. Of a sort. All simulated. But real enough for them I suppose.
|Filesp a2 bts5 grinder02.ogg
|Good news! I can use this equipment to shut down the neurotoxin system. It is, however, password protected. AH! Alarm bells! No. Don't worry. Not a problem for me.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack01.ogg
|You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack02.ogg
|Ok... Here we go...
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack03.ogg
|The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack04.ogg
|Allright, what have we got?
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack05.ogg
|A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack06.ogg
|There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack07.ogg
|And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack08.ogg
|And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack09.ogg
|Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack10.ogg
|The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack11.ogg
|Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack12.ogg
|If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night.  You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack13.ogg
|Allright. Preparing to interface with the neurotoxin central control circuit. Begin 'Ello, guv! Neurotoxin inspectah! Need to shut this place down for a moment! Here's my credentials. Shut yourself down. I am totally legit.  From the board of international neurotoxin... um... observers. From the United... Arab Emirates. Hello.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack14.ogg
|Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack15.ogg
|'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack16.ogg
|Be a shame to miss it, wouldn't it? Just for the old neurotoxin. Neurotoxin will still be here tomorrow. Whereas that bird will be gone any minute. Already got one talon off the branch. Gonna be gone.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack17.ogg
|Oh, it's fluttering its wings. Tell you what, mate. I'll come in there for a minute and cover you so you can have a look at this lovely bird! I'll come in. I'll do all the neurotoxin stuff. And then you come out here and look at this. Because it is lovely. It is lovely. You want to get out here fast. Seriously, my pleasure sounds are going to frighten the bird away any second. Ohhh, it's not working, is it? He's not interested in bloody birds.
|Filesp a2 bts5 hack18.ogg
|That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
|Filesp a2 bts5 hose all01.ogg
|Hold on -
|Filesp a2 bts5 hose all02.ogg
|It's still going down! Keep it up!
|Filesp a2 bts5 hose any01.ogg
|Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
|Filesp a2 bts5 hose half02.ogg
|Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
|Filesp a2 bts5 intro01.ogg
|This is the neurotoxin generator. Bit bigger than I expected.  Not going to be able to just, you know, push it over. Have to apply some cleverness.
|Filesp a2 bts5 intro02.ogg
|There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
|Filesp a2 bts5 intro03.ogg
|What are you doing in there?
|Filesp a2 bts5 laser cut01.ogg
|What's going on?
|Filesp a2 bts5 laser cut02.ogg
|Are you alright?
|Filesp a2 bts5 laser cut03.ogg
|I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
|Filesp a2 bts5 lockeddoor01.ogg
|Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
|Filesp a2 bts5 lockeddoor02.ogg
|Though it does give me an idea WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
|Filesp a2 bts5 lockeddoor03.ogg
|Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
|Filesp a2 bts5 lockeddoor04.ogg
|Alright, so, silent contemplation it is. Mysterious button... Sorry. Sorry. Silence. Do not speak. In the silence. Let the silence descend. Here it comes. One hundred percent silence. From now.  By the way, if you come up with any ideas, do flag them up. Don't feel you have to stay quiet because I've said absolute silence. So if you come up with an idea, mention it. Otherwise, absolute silence starting... Now.
|Filesp a2 bts5 lockeddoor05.ogg
|Look at that, it's growing right up into the ceiling. The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. At least you won't starve, though.
|Filesp a2 bts5 science fair01.ogg
|Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.
|Filesp a2 bts5 science fair02.ogg
|I'm guessing this wasn't one of the scientist's children. I don't want to be snobby, but let's be honest It's got manual laborer written all over it. I'm not saying they're not as good as the professionals. They're just a lot dumber.
|Filesp a2 bts5 science fair03.ogg
|HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
|Filesp a2 bts5 tubebroken01.ogg
|This place is huge.
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|And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
|Filesp a2 bts6 tuberide02.ogg
|All sealed off years ago, of course.
|Filesp a2 bts6 tuberide05.ogg
|Exactly how painful are we tAGHHHHHH!
|Filesp a2 core goingtohurt01.ogg
|Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
|Filesp a2 core pullmeout01.ogg
|Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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|Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
|Filesp a2 factory window02.ogg
|It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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|Just... have a look through the old window.
|Filesp a2 factory window04.ogg
|Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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|Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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|Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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|Woooo! I KNEW this would be fun. They told me it wasn't fun at all, and I BELIEVED 'em! Ah! I'm loving this! Whale of a time...
|Filesp a2 tube ride02.ogg
|This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
|Filesp a2 tube ride03.ogg
|We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
|Filesp a2 tube ride05.ogg
|Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
|Filesp a2 tube ride06.ogg
|Get to HER! I'll find you!
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|Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
|Filesp catapult fling sphere peek01.ogg
|You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
|Filesp catapult fling sphere peek02.ogg
|A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--
|Filesp catapult fling sphere peek03.ogg
|Can you see the portal gun?
|Filesp intro 03 afterfallalt04.ogg
|Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.
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|I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
|Filesp intro 03 afterfallalt08.ogg
|I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
|Filesp intro 03 afterfallalt09.ogg
|Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
|Filesp intro 03 intro02.ogg
|Filesp intro 03 intro06.ogg
|There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
|Filesp intro 03 intro09.ogg
|I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
|Filesp intro 03 intro10.ogg
|Hey hey! You made it!
|Filesp intro 03 intro12.ogg
|It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
|Filesp intro 03 introalt06.ogg
|That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
|Filesp intro 03 introalt07.ogg
|No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
|Filesp intro 03 introalt08.ogg
|Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
|Filesp intro 03 introalt09.ogg
|Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
|Filesp sabotage factory01.ogg
|Follow me! You're gonna love this.
|Filesp sabotage factory02.ogg
|Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.
|Filesp sabotage factory04.ogg
|See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
|Filesp sabotage factory05.ogg
|If we're lucky, she won't find out all her turrets are crap until it's too late. laughs Classic.
|Filesp sabotage factory16.ogg
|Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
|Filesp sabotage factory23.ogg
|Almost there...
|Filesp sabotage factory24.ogg
|See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
|Filesp sabotage factory25.ogg
|Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
|Filesp sabotage factoryhackone01.ogg
|Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
|Filesp sabotage factoryhackone02.ogg
|Done! Hacked!
|Filesp sabotage factoryhackone12.ogg
|Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretconv23.ogg
|Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretone02.ogg
|Well, that should do it.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone02.ogg
|Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone04.ogg
|There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone05.ogg
|Have you got any ideas?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone06.ogg
|Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone07.ogg
|Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone08.ogg
|Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone11.ogg
|Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone12.ogg
|Oh! I've just had one idea, which is that I could pretend to her that I've captured you, and give you over and she'll kill you, but I could... go on living. What's your view on that?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone13.ogg
|Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone17.ogg
|We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone19.ogg
|Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonedone20.ogg
|Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonewhere01.ogg
|Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonewhere03.ogg
|Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonewhere05.ogg
|Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
|Filesp sabotage factoryturretonewhere07.ogg
|What do you have there?
|Filesp sabotage factoryturrettwoback01.ogg
|Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.
|Filesp sabotage factoryturrettwoback08.ogg
|What are you...
|Filesp sabotage factoryturrettwoback10.ogg
|Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
|Filesp sabotage factoryturrettwoback11.ogg
|It worked!
|Filesp sabotage factoryworked02.ogg
|Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
|Filesp sabotage factory dooropen03.ogg
|Okay, I'm about to start hacking. It's a little more complicated than it looked from your side. It should take about ten minutes. Keep one eye on the door.
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor01.ogg
|This door's actually pretty complicated.
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor02.ogg
|You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor03.ogg
|Progress report Still pretty tricky!
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor05.ogg
|Progress report Haven't really made any in-roads!
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor06.ogg
|I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor07.ogg
|Oh! Good news! electic pop Nevermind.
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor08.ogg
|What's happening on your side, anything?
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoor09.ogg
|Ah! How long's the door been open?
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoordone01.ogg
|Was there any sort of announcement before it opened? Like an alarm or a hacker alert? I mean, fair enough, the important thing is it's open, but just mention in the future. Cough or something.
|Filesp sabotage factory hackdoordone02.ogg
|Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak01.ogg
|Come on, let's go!
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak07.ogg
|Hurry! This way!
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator01.ogg
|Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator03.ogg
|This way! This way!
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator04.ogg
|Come on! Over here! This way!
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator05.ogg
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator06.ogg
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator07.ogg
|Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator09.ogg
|We made it we made it we made it we made it...
|Filesp sabotage jailbreak elevator11.ogg
|Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
|Filesp sabotage panel sneak01.ogg
|Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
|Filesp sabotage panel sneak03.ogg
|Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
|Filesp sabotage panel sneak04.ogg
|Hey! Hey! Up here!
|Filesp trust fling01.ogg
|Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
|Filesp trust fling03.ogg
|Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
|Filesp trust fling04.ogg
|Filesp trust flingalt02.ogg
|I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism.  Shut it right down. I--AGH!
|Filesp trust flingalt07.ogg
|out of breath Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
|Filesp trust flingalt08.ogg
|Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
|Filesphere flashlight tour07.ogg
|This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
|Filesphere flashlight tour08.ogg
|I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
|Filesphere flashlight tour09.ogg
|The turret factory should be this way I think.
|Filesphere flashlight tour10.ogg
|Oh, careful now.
|Filesphere flashlight tour11.ogg
|Try to jump across.
|Filesphere flashlight tour12.ogg
|Are you OK?
|Filesphere flashlight tour13.ogg
|Are you alive down there?
|Filesphere flashlight tour14.ogg
|If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
|Filesphere flashlight tour15.ogg
|There you are!  I was starting to get worried.
|Filesphere flashlight tour16.ogg
|Let's try this again.  Try to make your way across the machinery.
|Filesphere flashlight tour17.ogg
|Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
|Filesphere flashlight tour18.ogg
|Careful...  Careful...
|Filesphere flashlight tour19.ogg
|Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
|Filesphere flashlight tour20.ogg
|Okay, this way
|Filesphere flashlight tour22.ogg
|No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour23.ogg
|Hm.  Let's try this way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour24.ogg
|Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
|Filesphere flashlight tour25.ogg
|This looks dangerous.  I'll hold the light steady.
|Filesphere flashlight tour26.ogg
|Quick, this way!
|Filesphere flashlight tour28.ogg
|Nicely Done!
|Filesphere flashlight tour29.ogg
|Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
|Filesphere flashlight tour30.ogg
|No no no, not that way!
|Filesphere flashlight tour32.ogg
|We have to split up here for a moment.  Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
|Filesphere flashlight tour33.ogg
|We have to get you out of that room!
|Filesphere flashlight tour35.ogg
|Can you reach that wall back there?
|Filesphere flashlight tour36.ogg
|There's another wall over here!
|Filesphere flashlight tour37.ogg
|Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
|Filesphere flashlight tour38.ogg
|Be careful!
|Filesphere flashlight tour40.ogg
|sphere_flashlight_tour41 and sphere_flashlight_tour42
|Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well. And... forty potato batteries. Embarrassing. I realize they’re children. Still low hanging fruit. Barely science, really.
|FileSphere flashlight tour41-42.ogg
|I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
|Filesphere flashlight tour44.ogg
|Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour50.ogg
|Okay, let's try this way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour52.ogg
|Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour55.ogg
|See you at the bottom. Good luck!
|Filesphere flashlight tour56.ogg
|They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they’re screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.
|Filesphere flashlight tour57.ogg
|Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.
|Filesphere flashlight tour58.ogg
|The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
|Filesphere flashlight tour59.ogg
|Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
|Filesphere flashlight tour60.ogg
|Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
|Filesphere flashlight tour62.ogg
|I thought of another great thing about humans. You invented us. Giving us the opportunity to let you relax while we invented everything else. We couldn't have done any of that without you. Classy. If you don't mind me saying.
|Filesphere flashlight tour63.ogg
|Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
|Filesphere flashlight tour65.ogg
|Okay! Don't move!
|Filesphere flashlight tour66.ogg
|Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go...
|Filesphere flashlight tour67.ogg
|What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
|Filesphere flashlight tour68.ogg
|Filesphere flashlight tour70.ogg
|Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST possible job tending to all the smelly humans. The umm... Sorry about that. That just slipped out.
|Filesphere flashlight tour71.ogg
|Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING.  I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
|Filesphere flashlight tour72.ogg
|Alright, you can turn around now!
|I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not just 'cause I'm stranded in space.
|FileWheatley post-credits 01.ogg
|I know you are mate! Yeah, we're both in space.
|FileWheatley post-credits 02.ogg
|Anyway... You know, if I was ever to see her again, do you know what I'd say? I'd say I'm sorry. Sincerely. I am sorry I was bossy, and monstrous. And... I am genuinely sorry. The end.
|FileWheatley post-credits 03.ogg

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|Size of tellies these days, eh...? Hoo!
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|Nobody ever warns you about these particular pratfalls of parenting...
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|Hellooo there! Hiya! Up there! Check me out on this giant ass screen! Mental!
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|Oh dear, this thing's seen better days, hasn't it? I mean, yeah, you could get someone in to fix it, but that'll take you time whereas I'm here right now. You known, if you were to cross my palm with some silver, I could spruce it up for you.
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|Come on, stupid things! Step on the button! It's literally your ONLY purpose!
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|Oh! Hi there. Um, spot of lucky you came by, I've actually been in here literally for hours, trying to get these boxes to walk onto their assigment buttons... and they're just not just getting it. Um, I dunno why, maybe it's me... y'know, maybe my teaching methods are just too... theoretical. Um, trouble is, it's very hard to have a hands on approach... when you don't have hands. Y'know, I mean it's my fault, I hold up my hands... well I don't, 'cause I don't have any, y'know, you take my point. Anyway, would you just, you know, just give them a nudge in the right direction? Be a friend? High five! No, I can't. I can't do that.
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|To be honest, I may have set you up for a fall here. I mean, for a bunch of randomly assorted components, they are awfully STUBBORN. Personally, d'you know what it is? I blame video games. I mean, that's all they do nowadays. Go out! Get some fresh air! I keep telling them, but no, they're not listening.
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|Got a few studs handy? I could fix up this choir room for you... obviously no problem, really jazz this place up, a few cute little singing turrets end missing
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|Oh dear. A certain someone, who shall remain nameless did a right number on the relaxation chamber here... *cough*Chell.*cough*
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|There we go! The relaxation can resume! ''Spoken "Let relaxation resume"''
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