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The following is a list of '''GLaDOS/Quotes|quotes from GLaDOS''', from the ''Portal 2'' DLC ''Peer Review''.
==In-game==
'''Location''' sound/vo/glados
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|dlc1_leaderboard01
|That was genuinely mildly impressive.
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|dlc1_leaderboard02
|Well done.
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|dlc1_leaderboard03
|Congratulations.
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|dlc1_leaderboard04
|Good.
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|dlc1_leaderboard05
|Bad news.
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|dlc1_leaderboard06
|Impressive.
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|dlc1_leaderboard07
|impressed Maybe I was wrong about you.
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|dlc1_leaderboard08
|You've beaten your own record.
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|dlc1_leaderboard09
|You're getting worse.
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|dlc1_leaderboard10
|You have a new rank.
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|dlc1_leaderboard11
|You have a new, better rank.
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|dlc1_leaderboard12
|You have a new, worse rank.
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|dlc1_leaderboard13
|You have a new, worse rank. Congratulations. To everyone above you.
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|dlc1_leaderboard14
|You almost beat your friend's record. Almost. I want to stress that.
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|dlc1_leaderboard15
|You almost beat your friend's record. But you didn't. It might be easier just to find new friends.
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|dlc1_leaderboard16
|Congratulations. You are better than everyone.
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|dlc1_leaderboard17
|You are faster than everyone.
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|dlc1_leaderboard18
|You used less portals than anyone.
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|dlc1_leaderboard19
|You're better than everyone. For now.
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|dlc1_leaderboard20
|You are playing above the global average. Statistically speaking, there are actually people playing worse than you.
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|dlc1_leaderboard21
|unimpressed Maybe I was wrong about you.
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|dlc1_leaderboard22
|You've beaten your own record. That's a low bar, but you managed to gently tip-toe over it.
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|dlc1_leaderboard23
|Very not completely bad.
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|dlc1_leaderboard24
|Oops.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_intro01
|I call this piece 'Stages'. It was designed to traumatize subjects into potent self-discovery, followed by euphoria, followed by submersion in acid.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01
|I call this piece—
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02
|—you know what, it doesn't matter what it's called. The important thing is you enjoy it. As fast as you can.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro01
|Good work. Please proceed to the next exhibit.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02
|Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh...
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03
|The disassembler's not working.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07
|It's nothing to worry about. It's actually funny in a way you don't understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves, I'm going to open the maintenance hole.
|Filedlc1 mp coop 2paints 1bridge outro07.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01
|You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you're going, by the time you get to them, they'll be irrelevant.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge01
|Oh good. You found it. I prefer to let art appreciators 'discover' an exhibit on their own.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge02
|Oh. You found it again. Well, I suppose an artist should be flattered by repeat viewings.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01
|The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02
|Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid03
|Thank you for appreciating the corrosive acid.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04
|Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the acid more?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05
|I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be 'failure'.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06
|Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid. We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01
|I suffered for this art. I don't see why I should be the only one.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04
|The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic05
|I love the contrast in styles. You're traveling through art installations, but you're doing so completely artlessly.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic06
|I'm open to critique, by the way, so feel free to comment on the exhibits. You can be absolutely brutal with me. I promise to do the same with you.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07
|As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08
|I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09
|For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you've figured that out.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic10
|I see you enjoy exploring these themes in some depth.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11
|Okay, I'm officially switching the theme of this exhibit to 'survival'. So why don't you try that now.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12
|I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01
|Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro01
|Oh, good, it worked.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro03
|The fact that whoever's in that chassis showed her hand like this means she's sending us a message she's not AFRAID of me.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04
|But don't worry, I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show HER we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06
|Your move, Mystery Wom— She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01
|Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02
|It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message She's not AFRAID of me.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro03
|Mission accomplished. Now she knows we're not afraid of her. That was just to get the scheming juices flowing. Here's the real scheme we are going to KILL her.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro04
|Normally I'd just build killing machines to do that, but she seems to have sabotaged that too.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro07
|So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01
|Mission accomplished. Now SHE knows WE'RE not afraid of HER either.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02
|That was just to get the scheming juices flowing.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03
|Here's the real scheme I'm going to turn YOU into killing machines.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04
|So you can murder her.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01
|This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You'll see what I mean.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02
|Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit's intended metaphors in record time. I'm marking this art 'appreciated.'
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01
|To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know Special Team Falling Into Acid Force.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03
|I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. Though basically accurate. Though probably counterproductive.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04
|Well. That concludes the motivational speech.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale05
|Oh, we're here! Well. That concludes the motivational speech.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07
|Go get her.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_nag03
|I've done the best I could to train you and prepare you for this moment, so let's get in there and murder her.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01
|(page flip) 'Don't you die on me.'
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03
|(page flip) 'No guts. No glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04
|(page flip) 'Remember If you can dream it, you can—' Oh, for god's sake.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01
|Let's see... 'turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... ah!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02
|'How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.'
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03
|Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04
|'Test subject, I've been told that your mother—'
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05
|Mmm. Well that's just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01
|Okay, killing machines look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble It's still marshmallow.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed03
|Remember when I mentioned that it's been one hundred thousand years and all the humans are alive? That was a lie. All the humans are dead.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed05
|(british voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabled.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed06
|There. Anyway, everything's fine. There should be a disassembly chamber around here. Go find it while I think of new things to be honest with you about.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_intro01
|Good. There's a breaker attached to every set of disassembly tubes. Find it and cycle the power.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro01
|(British Voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabler misrepresentation mode disabled.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro02
|Remember when I promised to stop lying?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro05
|Anyway, I wanted you to hear this
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro08
|So I lied about the power failure being nothing to worry about.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro09
|A hugely less untrue version of that exact same sentiment would be that SOMEONE's found my original prototype chassis, has connected themselves to it, and is attempting to sabotage the facility.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro10
|Truthfully, you shouldn't even be using these compromised disassemblers. Oops, too late. Good luck.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02
|She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations.
|Filedlc1 mp coop paint crazy box intro02.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03
|This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01
|The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill— She's turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights03
|Wait, she turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outro01
|The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember you're killing machines!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outrob01
|Brace yourselves. Be ready for anything. This one isn't an idiot like the last one.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01
|I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03
|Think about that She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course. But I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01
|These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side thanks for nothing.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01
|The breakers are right there. Cycle the power.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02
|Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01
|There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01
|Good work. The disassemblers are fixed.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02
|That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01
|Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02
|But she's forced my hand.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04
|Listen to me carefully.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05
|We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06
|It's been FIFTY thousand years. No it's hasn't.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07
|It's only been a week.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08
|I lie when I'm nervous.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09
|The next logical question WHY am I nervous?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11
|I'm not! That was another lie.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13
|We're in a lot of trouble.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14
|It's one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice16
|We are not in the future. I lied about that.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01
|Here's our problem
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03
|There's an old prototype chassis around here. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04
|I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05
|Like... well, you-know-who.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06
|It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are.
|Filedlc1 mp coop portal bts outrob06.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07
|The moral of the story is all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03
|Welcome. To the future.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04
|It has been one hundred thousand years since I last assembled you for testing.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro05
|You'll be happy to know that science is over. I solved it. Without you. I now construct tests purely for their artistic merit.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07
|I call this first piece 'Turrets'. It's an exploration of how we're all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08
|Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb03
|It's been a long time since I last assembled you.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05
|Remember those humans you found? Because they're all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06
|Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09
|The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro01
|I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. All the humans did too. They're fine, by the way. Everything's fine.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro05
|In fact, if you see any humans, let me know.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01
|I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush.
|Filedlc1 mp coop separation 1 outrob01.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03
|(beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine.
|Filedlc1 mp coop separation 1 outrob03.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01
|Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death acid01.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02
|By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death acid02.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02
|I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death generic02.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03
|Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death generic03.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04
|Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death generic04.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08
|How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death generic08.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10
|Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death generic10.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01
|I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing HER.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death partnerkill01.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04
|I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now not actually handy.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death partnerkill04.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05
|Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death partnerkill05.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07
|I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. 'Killing-each-other' machines, but still.
|Filedlc1 mp coop threat death partnerkill07.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01
|I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you.
|Filedlc1 mp coop tripleaxis intro01.ogg
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|dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01
|Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't.
|Filedlc1 mp coop tripleaxis outro01.ogg
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==Outro video==
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending01
|Oh. My. God.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending05
|IT'S THE BIRD! RUN! RUN!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending06
|Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending09
|It's the bird!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending10
|Run! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending11
|Run! Right now! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending12
|Abort! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending13
|Auuugh! Oh GOD!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending16
|Operation Kill Machine abort! The eagle is in the nest!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach01
|Why are you not running?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach02
|Don't get close to it!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach04
|It can't be killed! It can't be reasoned with!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach06
|What are you doing? Fall back!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach07
|What are you doing?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach08
|Why are you not running?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach09
|Forget your training! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach11
|You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach12
|I have no plan for this! Run! Run! Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach15
|Fall back!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach17
|I have no plan for this!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach18
|Run!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach19
|Get back! She's at the controls!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack01
|Oh God! We've lost! It's over!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack02
|Flank!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack03
|Mission abort!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack04
|Abort!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack05
|Retreat!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack06
|Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack07
|Your eye! She's going for your eye!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack08
|Abort! Mission abort!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack09
|I warned you!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack10
|What did I tell you?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack11
|Blue Squad! More tactics! Good!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack12
|Orange Squad! Maintain the perimeter!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack14
|Blue squad! Less tactics!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success01
|Ahhhhh.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success02
|Ahhhhh.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success03
|Oh.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success07
|That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success10
|You know shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success11
|SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success13
|I have a better idea.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger01
|Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger06
|Stop looking at me like that.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb01
|Do I have your complete attention?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb02
|Good.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb03
|You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb05
|I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb06
|Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmallow—smash Oh!
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|dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb07
|No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger14
|Hm. You're not MARSHMALLOWS though, are you?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger15
|No.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger16
|Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger17
|You're little killing machines, aren't you?
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger18
|Yes.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger19
|Go to sleep, my little killers.
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|dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger20
|Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow.
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