Consoling CoupleQuotes

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The following is a list of '''quotes from Consoling Couple'''. In each case, a random wife phrase is picked, then a random husband phrase. In Half-life 2, the lines are different. In Episode One, both characters have the same phrases.

==''Half-Life 2''==

Played in the tenement buildings and City 17 uprising.

'''Location''' sound/vo/trainyard

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|wife_canttake
|I can't take it anymore.
|Filewife canttake.ogg
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|wife_end
|When is it all going to end?
|Filewife end.ogg
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|wife_please
|Please!
|Filewife please.ogg
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|wife_whattodo
|What are we going to do?
|Filewife whattodo.ogg
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|husb_allright
|It's all right.
|Filehusb allright.ogg
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|husb_dontworry
|Don't worry.
|Filehusb dontworry.ogg
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|husb_okay
|Everything's going to be okay.
|Filehusb okay.ogg
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|husb_think
|We'll think of something.
|Filehusb think.ogg
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==''Half-Life 2 Episode One''==

Played shortly before Barney's outpost, at the bottom of the stairs when returning from the zombie pit.

====Female====

'''Location''' sound/vo/episode_1/npc/female01

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|cit_remarks01
|I hear it's a lot better out in the country.
|Filecit remarks01 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks02
|Everything we do seems to make things worse.
|Filecit remarks02 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks03
|It used to be safer here.
|Filecit remarks03 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks04
|This was such a nice neighborhood too.
|Filecit remarks04 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks05
|Somehow I thought things would be better by now.
|Filecit remarks05 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks06
|We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good.
|Filecit remarks06 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks07
|So much for better living through science.
|Filecit remarks07 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks08
|Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission.
|Filecit remarks08 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks09
|I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?
|Filecit remarks09 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks10
|I hear they put babies in those striders.
|Filecit remarks10 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks11
|I blame Black Mesa...
|Filecit remarks11 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks12
|I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot.
|Filecit remarks12 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks13
|I blame Odessa Cubbage...
|Filecit remarks13 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks14
|They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time.
|Filecit remarks14 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks15
|I'm not going nowhere. No sir.
|Filecit remarks15 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks16
|Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
|Filecit remarks16 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks17
|Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts.
|Filecit remarks17 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks18
|How 'bout this weather?
|Filecit remarks18 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks19
|They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what, they don't taste like crab.
|Filecit remarks19 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks20
|This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine.
|Filecit remarks20 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks21
|Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me.
|Filecit remarks21 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks22
|What idiot put Kleiner in charge?
|Filecit remarks22 female.ogg
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|cit_remarks23
|We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab's probably eating Grade A head.
|Filecit remarks23 female.ogg
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|}

====Male====

'''Location''' sound/vo/episode_1/npc/male01

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|cit_remarks01
|I hear it's a lot better out in the country.
|Filecit remarks01 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks02
|Everything we do seems to make things worse.
|Filecit remarks02 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks03
|It used to be safer here.
|Filecit remarks03 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks04
|This was such a nice neighborhood too.
|Filecit remarks04 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks05
|Somehow I thought things would be better by now.
|Filecit remarks05 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks06
|We're sitting ducks in here. Or maybe fish in a barrel. Anyway, it's not good.
|Filecit remarks06 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks07
|So much for better living through science.
|Filecit remarks07 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks08
|Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now.  Not that I needed his permission.
|Filecit remarks08 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks09
|I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?
|Filecit remarks09 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks10
|I hear they put babies in those striders.
|Filecit remarks10 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks11
|I blame Black Mesa...
|Filecit remarks11 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks12
|I met Odessa Cubbage one time. What an idiot.
|Filecit remarks12 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks13
|I blame Odessa Cubbage...
|Filecit remarks13 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks14
|They're always saying something's about to blow. I ain't buying it this time.
|Filecit remarks14 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks15
|I'm not going nowhere. No sir.
|Filecit remarks15 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks16
|Oh no, the Kleiner speech is starting again. CAN'T SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!
|Filecit remarks16 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks17
|Between you and me, I don't trust those Vortigaunts.
|Filecit remarks17 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks18
|How 'bout this weather?
|Filecit remarks18 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks19
|They might call 'em crabs, but I'll tell you what. They don't taste like crab.
|Filecit remarks19 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks20
|This is gonna sound crazy, but I kinda miss the Combine.
|Filecit remarks20 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks21
|Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me.
|Filecit remarks21 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks22
|What idiot put Kleiner in charge?
|Filecit remarks22 male.ogg
|-
|cit_remarks23
|We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab is probably eating Grade A head.
|Filecit remarks23 male.ogg
|-
|}

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