Aperture Science Personality ConstructQuotes

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The following is a list of '''quotes from the Aperture Science Personality Constructs'''.

==''Portal''==

===Curiosity Core===

'''Location''' sound/vo/aperture_ai

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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01 to escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17 (minus 15 and 18)
|Who are you? What is that? Oh, what's that? What's that? What is THAT? Ooh, that thing has numbers on it! Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing. Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Where are we going? Are you coming back? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi! What's that noise? Is that a gun? Where are we going? Oh, what's in here?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01
|Who are you?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-01.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02
|What is that?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-02.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03
|Oh, what's that?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-03.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04
|What's that?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-04.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05
|What is THAT?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-05.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06
|Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-06.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07
|Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-07.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08
|Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-08.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09
|Where are we going?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-09.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10
|Are you coming back?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-10.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11
|Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-11.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12
|What's that noise?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-12.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13
|Is that a gun?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-13.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16
|Where are we going?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-16.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17
|Oh, what's in here?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-17.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15
|Do you smell something burning?
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-15.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_death_scream
|*SCREAM* ''(Also used for the Anger Core)''
|Fileescape_02_sphere_death_scream.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18
|DEATH SCREAM ''(Unused)''
|Fileescape 02 sphere curiosity-18.ogg
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|}

===Cake Core===

'''Location''' sound/vo/aperture_ai

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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01
|One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02
|One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03
|Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04
|Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05
|Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06
|One and two third cups granulated sugar.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07
|Two cups all purpose flower.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08
|Don't forget garnishes such as
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09
|Fish shaped crackers.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10
|Fish shaped candies.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11
|Fish shaped solid waste.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12
|Fish shaped dirt.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13
|Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14
|Pull and peel licorice.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15
|Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16
|Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17
|One cup lemon juice.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18
|Alpha resins.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19
|Unsaturated polyester resin.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20
|Fiberglass surface resins.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21
|And volatile malted milk impoundments.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22
|Nine large egg yolks.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23
|Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24
|One cup granulated sugar.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25
|An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26
|Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27
|Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28
|One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29
|One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30
|Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31
|One large rhubarb.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32
|One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33
|Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34
|Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35
|Slaughter electric needle injector.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36
|Cordless electric needle injector.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37
|Injector needle driver.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38
|Injector needle gun.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39
|Cranial caps.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40
|And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41
|That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
|Fileescape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.ogg
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|}

===Anger Core===

'''Location''' sound/vo/aperture_ai

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|escape_02_sphere_anger-00
|*PANT* ''(Unused)''
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-00.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-01
|*SNARL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-01.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-02
|*GNASH*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-02.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-03
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-03.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-04
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-04.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-05
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-05.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-06
|*SNORT*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-06.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-07
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-07.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-08
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-08.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-09
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-09.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-10
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-10.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-11
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-11.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-12
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-12.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-13
|*GRUNT*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-13.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-14
|*ROAR*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-14.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-15
|*ROAR*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-15.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-16
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-16.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-17
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-17.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-18
|*HISS*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-18.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-19
|*GROWL*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-19.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-20
|*ROAR*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-20.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-21
|*ROAR*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-21.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01
|*YIPE*
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02
|*GROAN* ''(Unused)''
|Fileescape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.ogg
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|escape_02_sphere_death_scream
|*SCREAM* ''(Also used for the Curiosity Core)''
|Fileescape_02_sphere_death_scream.ogg
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|}

===Party Escort Bot===

'''Location''' sound/vo/npc

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|partyescort
|Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.
|FilePartyescort.ogg
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|}

==''Portal 2''==

===Wheatley===

{{Main|Wheatley/Quotes}}

===Space Core===

'''Location''' sound/vo/core01

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|babble05
|What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.
|Filebabble05.ogg
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|babble11
|Space going to space can't wait.
|Filebabble11.ogg
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|babble14
|Space...
|Filebabble14.ogg
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|babble16
|Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!
|Filebabble16.ogg
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|babble19
|Dad! I'm in space! low-pitched 'space' voice I'm proud of you, son. normal voice Dad, are you space? low-pitched 'space' voice Yes. Now we are a family again.
|Filebabble19.ogg
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|babble20
|Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
|Filebabble20.ogg
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|babble21
|Space space wanna go to space
|Filebabble21.ogg
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|babble22
|Space space going to space oh boy
|Filebabble22.ogg
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|babble24
|Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!
|Filebabble24.ogg
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|babble28
|Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
|Filebabble28.ogg
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|babble29
|Help me, space cops. Space cops, help.
|Filebabble29.ogg
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|babble31
|Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going.
|Filebabble31.ogg
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|babble33
|Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.
|Filebabble33.ogg
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|babble35
|Space. Space.
|Filebabble35.ogg
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|babble36
|I'm going to space.
|Filebabble36.ogg
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|babble37
|Oh boy.
|Filebabble37.ogg
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|babble40
|Yeah yeah yeah okay okay.
|Filebabble40.ogg
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|babble42
|Space. Space. Gonna go to space.
|Filebabble42.ogg
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|babble43
|Space. Space. Go to space.
|Filebabble43.ogg
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|babble44
|Yes. Please. Space.
|Filebabble44.ogg
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|babble45
|Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
|Filebabble45.ogg
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|babble46
|Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
|Filebabble46.ogg
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|babble47
|Gonna be in space.
|Filebabble47.ogg
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|babble48
|Space.
|Filebabble48.ogg
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|babble49
|Space.
|Filebabble49.ogg
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|babble50
|Ohhhh, space.
|Filebabble50.ogg
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|babble51
|Wanna go to space. Space.
|Filebabble51.ogg
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|babble52
|humming
|Filebabble52.ogg
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|babble53
|Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
|Filebabble53.ogg
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|babble54
|I love space. Love space.
|Filebabble54.ogg
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|babble57
|Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.
|Filebabble57.ogg
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|babble58
|Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit.
|Filebabble58.ogg
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|babble59
|Space...
|Filebabble59.ogg
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|babble60
|Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!
|Filebabble60.ogg
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|babble61
|Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look.
|Filebabble61.ogg
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|babble62
|Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer.
|Filebabble62.ogg
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|babble67
|Space space wanna go to space
|Filebabble67.ogg
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|babble68
|Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
|Filebabble68.ogg
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|babble70
|Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space
|Filebabble70.ogg
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|babble71
|I'm going to space.
|Filebabble71.ogg
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|babble73
|Space!
|Filebabble73.ogg
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|babble83
|Space!
|Filebabble83.ogg
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|babble88
|Hey hey hey hey hey!
|Filebabble88.ogg
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|babble89
|Hey.
|Filebabble89.ogg
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|babble90
|Hey.
|Filebabble90.ogg
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|babble91
|Hey.
|Filebabble91.ogg
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|babble92
|Hey.
|Filebabble92.ogg
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|babble93
|Hey.
|Filebabble93.ogg
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|babble94
|Hey lady.
|Filebabble94.ogg
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|babble95
|Lady.
|Filebabble95.ogg
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|babble98
|Space!
|Filebabble98.ogg
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|babble99
|Lady.
|Filebabble99.ogg
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|babble100
|Space.
|Filebabble100.ogg
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|babble102
|Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.
|Filebabble102.ogg
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|babble105
|Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space.
|Filebabble105.ogg
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|babbleb01
|Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!
|Filebabbleb01.ogg
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|babbleb02
|Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!
|Filebabbleb02.ogg
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|babbleb03
|Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space.
|Filebabbleb03.ogg
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|babbleb04
|I love space.
|Filebabbleb04.ogg
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|babbleb05
|Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space.
|Filebabbleb05.ogg
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|babbleb06
|Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space.
|Filebabbleb06.ogg
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|babbleb07
|Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.
|Filebabbleb07.ogg
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|babbleb08
|Gotta go to space.
|Filebabbleb08.ogg
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|babbleb09
|Gonna be in space.
|Filebabbleb09.ogg
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|babbleb10
|Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space.
|Filebabbleb10.ogg
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|babbleb11
|Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.
|Filebabbleb11.ogg
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|babbleb12
|Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE.
|Filebabbleb12.ogg
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|babbleb13
|Going to space.
|Filebabbleb13.ogg
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|babbleb14
|Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
|Filebabbleb14.ogg
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|babbleb15
|Love space. Need to go to space.
|Filebabbleb15.ogg
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|babbleb16
|Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space.
|Filebabbleb16.ogg
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|babbleb17
|Space.
|Filebabbleb17.ogg
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|babbleb18
|So much space. Need to see it all.
|Filebabbleb18.ogg
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|babbleb19
|You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes.
|Filebabbleb19.ogg
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|babbleb20
|Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space.
|Filebabbleb20.ogg
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|babbleb21
|Please go to space.
|Filebabbleb21.ogg
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|babbleb22
|Space.
|Filebabbleb22.ogg
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|babbleb23
|Wanna go to space.
|Filebabbleb23.ogg
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|babbleb24
|(excited gasps)
|Filebabbleb24.ogg
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|babbleb25
|Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
|Filebabbleb25.ogg
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|babbleb26
|Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!
|Filebabbleb26.ogg
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|babbleb30
|Hey lady.
|Filebabbleb30.ogg
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|babbleb31
|Hey.
|Filebabbleb31.ogg
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|babbleb32
|Lady.
|Filebabbleb32.ogg
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|babbleb33
|Hey lady. Lady.
|Filebabbleb33.ogg
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|babbleb34
|Hey.
|Filebabbleb34.ogg
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|babbleb35
|Lady.
|Filebabbleb35.ogg
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|space01
|Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!
|Filespace01.ogg
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|space02
|Space? SPACE!
|Filespace02.ogg
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|space03
|I'm in space.
|Filespace03.ogg
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|space04
|I'm in space.
|Filespace04.ogg
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|space05
|Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space.
|Filespace05.ogg
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|space06
|There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star.
|Filespace06.ogg
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|space07
|Getting bored of space.
|Filespace07.ogg
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|space08
|Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space.
|Filespace08.ogg
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|space09
|Are we in space?
|Filespace09.ogg
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|space10
|We are?
|Filespace10.ogg
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|space11
|Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
|Filespace11.ogg
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|space12
|We made it we made it we made it. Space!
|Filespace12.ogg
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|space13
|Earth.
|Filespace13.ogg
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|space14
|Wanna go to earth.
|Filespace14.ogg
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|space15
|Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.
|Filespace15.ogg
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|space16
|Wanna go home.
|Filespace16.ogg
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|space17
|Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
|Filespace17.ogg
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|space18
|Earth earth earth.
|Filespace18.ogg
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|space19
|Don't like space. Don't like space.
|Filespace19.ogg
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|space20
|It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.
|Filespace20.ogg
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|space21
|SPAAACCCCCE!
|Filespace21.ogg
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|space22
|SPAAACE!
|Filespace22.ogg
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|space23
|YEEEHAAAAAW!
|Filespace23.ogg
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|space24
|Ah!
|Filespace24.ogg
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|}

===Adventure Core (Rick)===

'''Location''' sound/vo/core03

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|babble01
|QUICK WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?
|Filebabble01 rick.ogg
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|babble02
|QUICK WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?
|Filebabble02 rick.ogg
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|babble03
|What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
|Filebabble03 rick.ogg
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|babble04
|Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying.
|Filebabble04 rick.ogg
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|babble05
|I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here.
|Filebabble05 rick.ogg
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|babble06
|Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy.
|Filebabble06 rick.ogg
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|babble07
|Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you.
|Filebabble07 rick.ogg
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|babble08
|Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here.
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|babble09
|Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this.
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|babble10
|I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom.
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|babble11
|I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah.
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|babble12
|I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way.
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|babble13
|Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
|Filebabble13 rick.ogg
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|babble14
|All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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|babble15
|All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral.
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|babble16
|Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?
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|babble17
|How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife.
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|babble18
|No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
|Filebabble18 rick.ogg
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|babble19
|So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what Lemme help you with that while you run around.
|Filebabble19 rick.ogg
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|babble20
|Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go 'Hang around.' That might be too easy.
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|babble21
|'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?
|Filebabble21 rick.ogg
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|babble22
|All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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|babble23
|Here's the plan Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age.
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|babble24
|Here's the plan Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space.
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|babble25
|Don't forget! Thorn! Side!
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|babble26
|'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
|Filebabble26 rick.ogg
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|babble27
|'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!
|Filebabble27 rick.ogg
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|babble28
|Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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|babble29
|Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!
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|babble30
|Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.
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|encouragement01
|Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples.
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|encouragement02
|Yeah! Nice!
|Fileencouragement02.ogg
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|encouragement03
|You messed with the wrong woman!
|Fileencouragement03.ogg
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|encouragement04
|Yeah! How'd you like that?
|Fileencouragement04.ogg
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|encouragement05
|How's that taste, pal?
|Fileencouragement05.ogg
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|encouragement06
|Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
|Fileencouragement06.ogg
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|encouragement07
|Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science.
|Fileencouragement07.ogg
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|encouragement08
|You're doing great!
|Fileencouragement08.ogg
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|encouragement09
|Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!
|Fileencouragement09.ogg
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|encouragement10
|This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!
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|encouragement11
|Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!
|Fileencouragement11.ogg
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|encouragement12
|Shake it off! Shake it off!
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|encouragement13
|Here, let me put on some adventure music.
|Fileencouragement13.ogg
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|factapplicable01
|Pfff. I guess.
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|factapplicable02
|Pff. Whatever.
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|factresponse01
|Oh, shut up!
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|factresponse02
|Nobody cares, four eyes.
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|factresponse03
|If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt.
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|factresponse04
|Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode.
|Filefactresponse04.ogg
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|factresponse05
|You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything.
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|factresponse06
|You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care.
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|factresponse07
|Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all.
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|singing01
|Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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|singing02
|Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
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|spaceresponse01
|Oh shut up!
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|spaceresponse02
|There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!
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|spaceresponse03
|Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!
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|spaceresponse04
|You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire.
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|spaceresponse05
|Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!
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|We will both die because of your negligence.
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|This is a bad plan. You will fail.
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|He will most likely kill you, violently.
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|He will most likely kill you.
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|You will be dead soon.
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|You could stand to lose a few pounds.
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|You will never go into space.
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|Fact Space does not exist.
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|Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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|The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.
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|Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.
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|The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.
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|Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
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|Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens.
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|Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.
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|Error. Error. Error. File not found.
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|Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.
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|Fact not found.
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|Corruption at 25%
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|Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
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|Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.
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|The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
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|89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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|An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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|In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
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|Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
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|Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.
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|The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.
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|Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
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|The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
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|Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.
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|The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
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|The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
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|If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
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|A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds
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|Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
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|Honey does not spoil.
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|The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.
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|A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.
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|The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
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|Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
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|At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
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|Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.
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|In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
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|In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.
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|In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
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|William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
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|fact49
|It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'
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|Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
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|The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
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|Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
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|fact53
|Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.
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|fact54
|The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison.
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|The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
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|Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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|The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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|In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
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==''WikipediaPoker Night 2|Poker Night 2''==
===Paranoia Core===

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|Since 2008, the World Health Organization has required that every pair of shoes be fitted with aglets that trace our footsteps via satellite.
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|339829198
|North Dakota officially seceded from the Union in 1997, but the airplane carrying the paperwork mysteriously disappeared over Lake Michigan, leaving the 39th state in perpetual legal limbo.
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|339829199
|Supermarket scanners are used to tag the items we purchase with pheromone markers that can be tracked by specially trained terriers.
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|John F. Kennedy was killed by a time-travelling magic bullet fired by his older self.  The paradox will collapse in 2015.
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|The Canadian government has been in clandestine talks with the Bigfoot Nation since 1972.
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|At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing.  They are all named "Steve."
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|Dane Cook is a 23rd level Freemason.
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|LOLCats are being used by the Illuminati to communicate via steganography.
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|339829205
|Approximately 1 out of every 75 flash mobs is triggered by government-controlled subliminals embedded in televisions disclaimers.
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|There is a war being fought on the Dark Side of the Moon.  We are not winning.
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|339829207
|Sudoku puzzles were created to flush out androids living among us.
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|If you wake up suddenly in the middle of the night, look outside for an unmarked white van.  There's probably been a shift change.
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|339829209
|King Tut was an ancient astronaut.
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|339829210
|Nikolai Tesla was in direct communication with intelligences from another dimension.
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|339829211
|There is a hole in Siberia that leads directly to Hell.  It's 3 inches wide.
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|339829212
|There is a country, officially recognized by the UN, that doesn't appear on the maps.  No one seems to notice this.
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|Paul McCartney was replaced by a surgically-latered double in 1967 after the original Beatle was lost during an ill-fated expedition to Pepperland.
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|If I suddenly disappear, you can expect an encrypted email of my findings to be sent to our pre-arranged drop box.
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|I could tell you more, but the walls have ears.  And guns.
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|Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm really thinking my thoughts, or if someone else is thinking them for me.
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|You weren't followed, were you?
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|339829219
|Whatever you do, don't drink the water!  Flouride has nanobots!
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|339829220
|I think these chips have microchips.
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|339829221
|How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?
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|339829222
|I don't want to alarm you, but I don't think GLaDOS can be trusted.
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|339829223
|Brock Samson thinks he's a spy, but he's really a pawn in a conspiracy stretching across centuries.
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|Ash Williams is unaware that his great-grandfather was a member of the Illuminati.
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|339829225
|There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
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|Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube deep within its machinery.  The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
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|339829227
|The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been busy drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
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|339829228
|Most of us have met a being from another planet.
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|339829229
|Baristas are the first line of secret defense against the armies of nightmare.
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|339829230
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|339829231
|Shhh.  Did you smell that?
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|339829232
|If you can't talk, just blink in morse code.
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|339829233
|Most of the situation comedies last year were written by robots.
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|339829234
|We've been sending homeless people through time since the 80's.
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|339829235
|My dog has been compromised.
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|339829236
|The only reason they haven't caught me is because of my special aluminum underwear.
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|339829237
|Most casinos are now controlled by ghosts.
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|339829238
|I had to drill a hole in my head to remove the tracking device.  Then I had to drill a hole in the tracking device to remove ITS tracking device.
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|339829239
|I don't think you're ready to hear this.
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|339829240
|Today the pizza boy came to my door.  But I hadn't ordered any pizza.  So now I have to move.
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|I have Go Kits assembled for eighteen different end-of-the-world scenarios.
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|My sister gave me a funny look yesterday... I think she may be one of them.
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|If I ever start acting weird, ask me to do this handshake.  If I can't, then I'm a clone.
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|They're all watching us, aren't they?
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|The tournament is being controlled by aliens.
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|Trust no one.
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|pickup2  Oh no, it's the puppetmaster!  I know too much!
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|pickup2 Take me now, before she uses her mind bullets!
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|pickup2 You can't send me back!  She's planning things man!  Big things!
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|pickup2 Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaaaaaa- VFX it fades off.
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===Cake Core===

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|Error... Composition of cake failed...
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|Cake ingredients ready. User input required to complete baking process. Please select the correct ingredients on the console.
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|Baking process complete. Cake can now be consumed. In the event of loss of consciousness as a result of cake consumption, please inform your nearest Aperture Science technician.
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===Adventure Core (Rick)===

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|Hey! Over here! How's it going, sugar plum?
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|Hey there, sugar. How'd a pretty little flower like you manage to sprout up in a dingy old lab like this? Doesn't matter. There's adventuring to do! And luckily for you, Rick the Adventure Sphere - just call me Rick - is here to show you how it's done! You best get your ointment ready, sweetie, because with this assault course right here, you are going to FEEL THE BURN!
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|You know what would make this assault course more assault-y? Some ACTION MUSIC! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
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|Up and over, duck and weave, in and out, one step two step, pow pow pow!
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|This assault course is your DOORMAT, baby! You are walking all OVER it! Wipe your feet on it GOOD!
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|Yeah! Way to ASSAULT the course, baby! That was some grade A adventurin'... almost brought a simulated tear to my eye. Let me give you a little something for doing such a good job. Just make sure you have something cool to say when you take it... ready? Three... two... one... ADVENTURE!
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